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Therapist: So tell me, Dappy, why are you here?
Me: That's what I'd like to know -.-
Therapist: I hear you have... a certain issue.
Me: I have lots of issues. What are you getting at? -.-
Therapist: Do you think you're in a bad situation?
Me: My life is a bad situation.
Therapist: Would you describe yourself as negative?
Me: I describe myself as nutso.
Therapist: Are you happy in life?
Me: WELL I'M NOT FAWKING EMO!
Therapist: I never said you were. These are just questions.
Me: Stupid questions.
Therapist: Would you like help or not?
Me: Are you a pedophile or not?
Therapist: I see where the problem lies.
Me: O__________________O
Therapist: You're absolutely perverted. That's your problem.
Me: Well, DUH.
Therapist: And you're in love with your best friend.
Me: *le gasp* Whoa bro. I have lots of best friends. Some of them being girls O___O Me no bi.
Therapist: You're in love with a certain MALE best friend.
Me: *winces* No, no. I wouldn't say "in love".
Therapist: I would.
Me: THAT'S 'COS YOU'RE A CREEPY PEDO!
Therapist: Calm, child. Now I'm going to call out some words... and I want you to tell me the first word that comes to your mind.
Me: Ooh! I love this game!
Therapist: Love.
Me: Spoon.
Therapist: Friendship.
Me: Death by Slendy >:3
Therapist: Sex.
Me: Gross.
Therapist: Happiness.
Me: Cupcakes.
Therapist: Confusion.
Me: Stupid questions.
Therapist: Romance.
Me: Stabbing with spoon...
Therapist: There's something honestly wrong with you, child.
Me: I know!!! ^-^
Literature
She always fell for boys who needed saving.
She always fell for boys who needed saving.
Giving them kisses in the dark
to numb their headache from
drinking too much and yet
not enough to kill lust.
She was always adored by boys, who,
if given the chance, would rebuild
the world for her.
But she wanted to be the heroine
and refused to see
she needed saving, too.
Literature
I'd Be Pretty If I'd Just...
I'd be pretty if I'd just smile
If I'd cut my hair a certain way
And cover myself up in that chemical crap you call make-up
But did you ever think that just maybe...
I don't wanna be pretty
That I just wanna be me
Who cares if no one ever calls me beautiful
Who cares if I'm never asked to dance
Hell I don't even know how to dance anyway
I don't care how the world sees me
I only care how I see me
And I think there's nothing wrong with the girl in the mirror
Sure she doesn't smile much but that's cause she's going through hell
Her face may look plain without any make-up
But that's just the way I like it
An old pair
Literature
I was taught right from wrong
I was taught right from wrong
By a murderer
I was taught truth from lies
By a magician
I was taught who my friends were
By my enemy
I was taught to be honest
By a professional liar
I was taught to always speak my mind
By being told to keep quiet
I was taught to be kind
By someone that beat me down
I was taught to smile
By someone who could never wipe a scowl of their face
I was taught to love
By being abused
I was taught to live
By someone who was already dead
I was taught to perform
By someone with stage fright
I was taught to be excellent
By someone that failed in everything
I was taught to rely on only my self
By being su
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I... I don't even know... XD Someone save me! I'm getting crazier by the minute!
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OMFG. I'm so glad that I am not the only one like this. eue